Deep Throat!

We are sadly not talking about the chic 70s porno classic starring Linda Lovelace, Deep Throat (How far does a girl have to go to untangle her tingle?). We are definitely not talking about the Nixon & Watergate, Deep Throat.

We are talking about this ridiculous endorsement starring former USC Trojans & current Cincinnati Bengals QB Carson Palmer. Look at this ad:

How ridiculous is this? How much do you get paid on something like this? $50k? $100k? How much? This probably took like seven minutes out of some boring ass day in the shithole known as Ohio. If he wasn’t makin’ scrilla doing this ad, he would have been sleeping or maybe day dreaming of home back in paradisaical Orange County. That or chillin’ with some groupies.

Rough life to be an athlete!

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